These or this - what say you? Don't know what I'm talking about? I'll tell you in a minute.
So the other night I had a dream.
What? Did you just groan? Yeah, I know how annoying it is to sit through a monologue of someone telling you how, during their quest for a full eight hours of ZZZZZs, they were throwing cheese at a clown named Slappy who kept yelling "She's the one who caused Global Warming!"
Just suffer a moment, will you?
I dreamed that I came across tables and tables of awesome vintage junk that had been cleaned out of an old house. I wasn't sure if the things were set up for a yard sale (duh) or if they were going to be hauled off. I went home and began changing into black clothes. I was going to go back and take the fabulous green depression glass pitcher that I saw, just in case it was going to be thrown away.
In other words, I was wearing my 'robber' clothes and acting shifty.
Then I woke up having to pee (ah this post is just FULL of stuff you could care less about knowing) so I stumbled my way to the bathroom.
Now what's weird is when I fell back asleep, my mind resumed the dream, only this time, I was actually at the sale looking for the green depression glass items that I wanted. When I found them, they were way overpriced and I couldn't afford the cost.
I analyzed the dream myself and it's obvious what it is about (besides the fact that I have an inner delinquent). I am a private eater. I like nothing more than to stay up and nosh at night after my family has gone to bed. If anyone gets up and finds me snacking, I get really annoyed. Sneaky eating has always been a problem for me from way back in my childhood. When I fell asleep again only to realize I couldn't buy what I had initially had my eye on showed me that I can't afford to be covetous of food anymore. My sneaky nocturnal behavior is just as wrong as stealing a piece of depression glass in the cover of night.
So yeah, it sounds like I am working 24/7 toward making positive changes in my life.
Now... these or this? You be the judge.